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	<title>Comments on: Face lift joke, anyone? (Dirty)?</title>
	<link>http://beauty.lifeandrants.com/face-lift-joke-anyone-dirty/</link>
	<description>How to stay beautiful forever</description>
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		<title>By: jfmm</title>
		<link>http://beauty.lifeandrants.com/face-lift-joke-anyone-dirty/#comment-591</link>
		<dc:creator>jfmm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL.  LOL.  LOL.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL.  LOL.  LOL.</p>
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		<title>By: dnnyo</title>
		<link>http://beauty.lifeandrants.com/face-lift-joke-anyone-dirty/#comment-590</link>
		<dc:creator>dnnyo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:57:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That reminds me of poor old Mildred, 93 years old.
she was despondent over the recent death of her 
husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join 
him in death.

Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she 
took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to 
shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in 
the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a 
vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her 
doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.

Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is 
just below your left breast Why do you ask?"

Mildred hung-up without answering. Later that night 
Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot 
wound to her knee.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That reminds me of poor old Mildred, 93 years old.<br />
she was despondent over the recent death of her<br />
husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join<br />
him in death.</p>
<p>Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she<br />
took out Earl&#8217;s old army pistol and made the decision to<br />
shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in<br />
the first place.</p>
<p>Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a<br />
vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her<br />
doctor&#8217;s office to learn her heart&#8217;s exact location.</p>
<p>Since you&#8217;re a woman,&#8221; the doctor said, &#8220;your heart is<br />
just below your left breast Why do you ask?&#8221;</p>
<p>Mildred hung-up without answering. Later that night<br />
Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot<br />
wound to her knee.</p>
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		<title>By: heatherlynnmorrow</title>
		<link>http://beauty.lifeandrants.com/face-lift-joke-anyone-dirty/#comment-589</link>
		<dc:creator>heatherlynnmorrow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://beauty.lifeandrants.com/face-lift-joke-anyone-dirty/#comment-589</guid>
		<description>Fuggin hilarious!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuggin hilarious!</p>
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		<title>By: maxpower</title>
		<link>http://beauty.lifeandrants.com/face-lift-joke-anyone-dirty/#comment-588</link>
		<dc:creator>maxpower</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>very funny lol!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>very funny lol!!!</p>
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		<title>By: becstar182281</title>
		<link>http://beauty.lifeandrants.com/face-lift-joke-anyone-dirty/#comment-587</link>
		<dc:creator>becstar182281</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://beauty.lifeandrants.com/face-lift-joke-anyone-dirty/#comment-587</guid>
		<description>i wouldn't say it was dirty</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i wouldn&#8217;t say it was dirty</p>
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