Face lift joke, anyone? (Dirty)?
Posted in Jokes & Riddles by: adminJanuary 16th, 2008
A vain forty year old woman decides to have a face lift & with her wallet as large as her ego, gets one of the top plastic surgeons money can buy.
She gets her face done & pays the 200 grand & the doc tells her,
“I put two screws behind each of your ears so you can tighten as needed to keep your fresh young look”
The woman is pleased but after two years have passed, she wakes up & notices bags under her eyes. She furiously storms to the surgeons’ office.
“I paid you 200 grand, what the hell are these under my eyes?!!”
The surgeon replies, “Lady, those aren’t bags under your eyes…they’re your T!TS.”
“…and if you don’t stop turning those screws, you’re going to have a beard & a double chin!”
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 am
i wouldn’t say it was dirty
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 am
very funny lol!!!
January 26th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Fuggin hilarious!
January 27th, 2008 at 5:57 am
That reminds me of poor old Mildred, 93 years old.
she was despondent over the recent death of her
husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join
him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she
took out Earl’s old army pistol and made the decision to
shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in
the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her
doctor’s office to learn her heart’s exact location.
Since you’re a woman,” the doctor said, “your heart is
just below your left breast Why do you ask?”
Mildred hung-up without answering. Later that night
Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:36 am
LOL. LOL. LOL.